The Gay Agenda

Here’s the tea.

1. Year-round state subsidised iced coffee
2. The dismantling of the oppressive structures of heteronormativity
3. Recognition of cuffed jeans as a hallmark of bisexual culture
4. Comprehensive sex education
5. Stopping straight men. Just stop.
6. Letting trans people use whatever bathroom they want
7. Producing gay movies for the next century, to equal the number of straight ones.
8. Condemning racism within our own community
9. Free dogs, if you’re a dog person. Cats, if you’re a cat person.
10. A world in which no one is condemned to violence on the basis of not being a straight, white, cisgender male.